Wish you were chonky.
ISLAND LIFE
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NO RETURN DATE
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NO RETURN DATE
The retirement story
BIG HAT.
BIGGER PLANS.
ZERO WORK.
Capy spent his entire life saving up for the perfect vacation. One day, he bought a ridiculous tropical hat, made himself a necklace out of fruit, and declared himself officially retired.
Nobody knows where his money came from. Nobody knows why he's so fat. But every morning, he's on the beach looking like he owns the whole island.
His only life goal? Get even chunkier.